I wrote this one to try and get ahead of the accusations, but it doesn't really work. It's sort of the equivalent of when Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to make a parody of an action movie. The only thing he proved was that action movies are so ridiculous they're impossible to parody. It gets ridiculous when the left says, "We are against intolerance" and the right says, "Your intolerance of my hatred is a form of intolerance." Sigh...